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  • Let’s Talk! Ask Flounder!

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    Let’s Talk! Ask Flounder!


    This thread will be where we ask Flounder(Gem Mint GPK) questions and await his inevitably funny response. so what questions do you have for Flounder(Gem Mint GPK)?

    Here’s my first question for Flounder!

    Flounder I’ve seen that it’s a book, People here have mentioned Topps doing it, Is it true Everbody Poops?
    Last edited by dxtc; 10-15-2020, 01:47 PM.

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    Originally posted by dxtc View Post
    drunk animal house GIF by IFC

    Let’s Talk! Ask Flounder!


    This thread will be where we ask Flounder(Gem Mint GPK) questions and await his inevitably funny response. so what questions do you have for Flounder(Gem Mint GPK)?

    Here’s my first question for Flounder!

    Flounder I’ve seen that it’s a book, People here have mentioned Topps doing it, Is it true Everbody Poops?
    th.jpg

    Indeed, everyone takes a shit. But, let's not focus on the end result as much as the cause.

    Taco Tuesdays are popular in the USA. It is reported that toilets flush at their weekly peak on Tuesday nights across the country.

    Food poisoning is another cause that must be examined. Years back when I lived in Arizona I bought a can of Rosarita's Refried beans to make burritos. The can did not say that it was expired. The end result was uncontrollable chaos. At the same time I was projectile vomiting and shitting which lasted for a good hour. When you are in this state I recommend sitting on the toilet and leaning over the sink. The shower might seem like the best idea but, do not try it!

    By far the funnest way to see poop is when you pull your meat too quickly out of the ... oven .... and ... then your partner loses control of their asshole and shits on the backseat of your parents 1937 Chevy Black Betty.

    Oh, and Topps! (I was paid by DXTC to say)
    Last edited by GPK GEM MINT; 10-15-2020, 03:54 PM.

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    • #3
      That’s pretty precise answer Flounder. New question time:

      Flounder how many cans talk to you? The only can I’ve ever seen talk was the star of Wet Hot American Summer Mitch. He never said anything about being expired but he was very inteligent.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by dxtc View Post
        That’s pretty precise answer Flounder. New question time:

        Flounder how many cans talk to you? The only can I’ve ever seen talk was the star of Wet Hot American Summer Mitch. He never said anything about being expired but he was very inteligent.
        Pepsi Cans
        Coke Cans
        Squirt Cans (not THAT kind)
        Root Beer Cans
        Monster Cans

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        • #5
          Originally posted by GPK GEM MINT View Post

          Pepsi Cans
          Coke Cans
          Squirt Cans (not THAT kind)
          Root Beer Cans
          Monster Cans
          You think cans talk to you? You sound like a crazy person. Talking cans, shiiit. I mean, my neighbor’s dog tells me to kill people, but I don’t listen to it because I’m not insane.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by seymourbarf View Post

            You think cans talk to you? You sound like a crazy person. Talking cans, shiiit. I mean, my neighbor’s dog tells me to kill people, but I don’t listen to it because I’m not insane.
            But you do let it give you baths in the front yard.

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            • #7
              Alright Flounder what do you see in these images:

              Attached Files

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              • #8
                1 - Halloween Mask

                2 - Some wizard about to cast a spell on the bat that created the Covid



                ...Rorschach test out

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                • #9
                  Hey Flounder do storks really deliver babies??? I saw a movie that it doesn’t happen anymore.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dxtc View Post
                    Hey Flounder do storks really deliver babies??? I saw a movie that it doesn’t happen anymore.

                    Stork : What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron?
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                    • #11
                      Well with that Flounder did Doug Kinney kill himself or accidentally fall to his death looking for a place to kill himself?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dxtc View Post
                        Well with that Flounder did Doug Kinney kill himself or accidentally fall to his death looking for a place to kill himself?
                        Courtney Love shoved him

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                        • #13
                          Flounder is Courtney Love responsible for Kurt Cobain’s death? Or is it....Seymourbarf and his Neighbor’s Dog?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by dxtc View Post
                            Flounder is Courtney Love responsible for Kurt Cobain’s death? Or is it....Seymourbarf and his Neighbor’s Dog?
                            I live not too far from the treatment center Cobain ditched to run back to Seattle to load his shotgun. If Kurt did it, it must have been deep depression. He could have retired, sat in a chair, collected money and ate cheesie puffs. Not a bad life in many people eyes.

                            Thus, Professor Love did it with a 12 gauge in the Conservatory. Oddly, Seymourbarf was first on the scene. Is Seymourbarf, Courtney Loves STD doctor? Gyno to the Stars!

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                            • #15
                              Flounder where did Seymourbarf go to medical school?

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